HOW TO RUIN YOUR CHILD
Begin with infancy, to give the child eerything he wants. With this, he will grow to believe the world owe's him a living.
When he picks up bad words, laugh at him. This will make him think he's being "cute". It will encourage him to pick up "cuter" phrases that will blow off the top of your head later.
Never give him spiritual training. Wait until he is old enough and let him "decide for himself"--.
Avoid the use of the word "wrong". It will develop a guilt complex. This will condition him later, when he gets into serious trouble, that society is against him and is being persecuted.
Pick up everything he leaves lying around - - - books, shoes, cloths, etc. Do everything for him, so that he will be experienced in throwing all responsibility on others.
Let him read any printed matter he can get his hands on. Becarful that the silver and glassses are sterilized, but let his mind feast on garbage.
Quarrel frequently in the presence of your children. In this way, they will not be too shocked when the home is broken up later.
Give the child all the spending money he wants. Never let him earn his own. Why should he have things as tough as you had?
Satisfy his every craving for food, drink and comfort. See that every desire is gratified. Denial may lead to harmful frustration. Take his part agaist nieghbors, teachers, police they are all prejudiced against your child.
When he gets into real trouble, apologize for yourself by saying " I could never do anything with him".
Prepare for a life of misery and grief.
You will be likely to have it.