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One nite I walked into the kitchen and in a deep husky voice I said to my wife, "feed me woman!!" then I saw the wooden spoon.............that really hurt! ---- now I keep my back to the wall or make sure I'm sitting with a quick get-a-way!.

And a couple of quotes....

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.  -- F. P. Jones 

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.  --
Douglas Adams,

BUMPER STICKERS:

FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE.....VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL !

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST

CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS.

WHY IS 'ABBREVIATION' SUCH A LONG WORD?

EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?

I TOOK AN IQ TEST AND THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE.

I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN
TO BE A VEGETARIAN.

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