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ACTUAL HEADLINES
FOUND IN VARIOUS NEWSPAPERS


RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES-

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS-

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS-

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE-

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE-

IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE-

DEER KILL 17,000-

ENFIELDS COUPLE SLAIN;
POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE-

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD-

BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD-

CLINTON WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD-

ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX-

PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD-

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK
AFTER DEATH-

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE-

TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER-

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS-

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES-

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE-

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